My name is Terezi
Your name is Theresa
I am a troll
You are a human
I have candy-corn horns
You have no horns. Stop scratching at your head
My blood is teal
Your blood is red. Stop biting yourself
My skin is grey
Your skin is not grey. Stop scratching yourself
Humanstuck asylum AU where Terezi is a girl named Theresa that was previously in a coma and dreamed she was a troll.
Also in the asylum is Vicki, who ‘talks to’ spiders, Natalie, who acts like a cat, John, who think he can control the wind, and Rose, who hears voices in her head.
all i can imagine is dave being one of the patients and most of the nurses think hes pretty normal but every night he has terrible nightmares and when he talks to his therapist he has another story of how he died in his dreams because hes reliving the deaths of all the dead daves subconsciously
wow an au i really like
and then there’s karter who seems pretty normal but has a hard time making friends because every night he dreams of his friends dying because of him
what if there was a boy named Jake who thought his room was a deserted island. and if an elderly nurse ever came to give him his medicine, he would be very nice and polite to her, but have a mental breakdown when she left because he thought she was his grandmother. but his records show she died before he was born. or a boy named dirk, who would scratch relentlessly at his neck, saying it was the only way to save his friends. any adult male would be his big brother, and he screamed at them for leaving him alone all his life. maybe even a girl named callie, who hated how she looked and created an alternate personality to beat her up for her flaws. when she (or he, they asserted) was in that state of mind, no one was safe from his violent nature, and had to sedate him until the fit was over.
Or what if there was a boy named Alexander, who was oftenly made fun of because his eye disability and because of his lisp? And what if he tried to kill himself plenty of times but was always stopped by his friends until they got so worried they called for help, but since he had tried to kill himself more thatn five times he was locked up with the other kids? And that made him develop a bipolar and depressive kind of attitude?
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
Seriously, why are people saying that the Homestuck fandom is dead?
We’re definitely still here, guys.
Moral of the story: Homestucks are immortal beings who will cease to die or give up.
we raised like 2 million dollars for a video game and then everyone forgot about it
We’re not dead yet, we’re just on a break
ok so all these guys who are like “men have it hard too!!! we’re expected to be manly and emotionless, we have feelings!!!” do realize that it’s other men who enforce those standards on guys. literally guys created those standards to be more powerful than women. so maybe instead of getting angry at girls for talking about their oppression, realize that you should be fighting with girls against unfair gender expectations and inequality
Recently my grandmother found out I’m queer. Her response was to tell me that she disapproves of me living with my “friend” (i.e. my girlfriend) and that I should give up my vile queer ways and become a Christian (Lol). She even sent me a bible. Here are its remains, which I made into black-out poetry.
Poem 1: Bisexual (from Leviticus 19:9)— “Have sexual relations with her. Have sexual relations with him. Have sexual relations with both a woman and a man. Have sexual relations with yourself. Vomit on everyone who does not respect you.”
Poem 2: Fisting (from Judges 8:5)— “water/ lap the water/ drink/go down to drink/your hands/go down/I give into your hands/go down/encouraged/down/on the seashore/the whole hand/your hand/inside/I get to the edge/and shout/grasping/crying out/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/Beth/God/I came”
Poem 3: A Letter to the Exiles (from Jeremiah 28:13) — “Ze said: ‘Do not let lies name you, nor harm your heart. Gather. Raise the sword against them. They scorn and reproach, for they have not listened— again and again have not listened.’ “
Poem 4: Child (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “Your father and your mother rubbed salt in. No one looked on you with pity or had compassion enough for you, for on the day you were born you were despised. Live! Grow. I looked at you and saw you were enough.”
Poem 5: Father (from Ezekiel 16:22) — “You never adored us. You became very angry. You took some out on us. Your sons and daughters were not enough? You slaughtered— in all your detestable practices— our youth.”
Poem 6: Misandry (from Acts 27:41) — “Dangerous men should be broken.”
So this happened while I was sick and without power this weekend… I’m actually doing an entire ‘Yzma is Best Princess’ series. There are many more in the works (Cinderella, Elza, Jane, Pocahontas, Esmeralda, etc..). Watercolors with the outline done digitally because when I tried to use actual marker it bled like crazy (I’m glad I scanned them before I tried that).
sometimes there are some real diamonds in the yzma tag